Cheetham's Zombie Makeovers are infecting the world one photo at a time.

by Cheetham's Zombies
(Winnipeg Manitoba)

Here is a once in a lifetime chance for every horror and zombie fan in the world to become one of the walking dead without having a chunk of your arm ripped out by your ugly kid sister who's already succumbed to the Apocalypse.

Many of you are well aware of what we do here at Cheetham's Zombies. We take a good clear head and shoulders photo of you, then send you off to watch American Idol while we work tirelessly through the night to turn you into a rotting, ambling corpse.

What good is a Zombie Makeover to me you might ask? Well, where else can you promote your love for the zombie genre by having a T-shirt, or a poster, or even a Halloween Cookie with your own decomposing face on it?

Once we finish your makeover you get your zombie JPG, you get posted at our official zombie site with over 500 other infected members, you get a reference number which you can then use any time to order your ugly mug ON A MUG, and you are automatically entered to become one of four of our 2010 Cheetham's Zombie Photo Halloween Cookies, certain to be ordered from our labratory to entertain and feed the hoards at parties, horror movie premieres, zombie walks, and haunted attractions all over the world. Yes, that may be your face Rob Zombie is biting into should he be at one of those shindigs...

Cheetham's Zombies is infectious...