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Don't go to the church

by Hope to be a survior
(the bat cave)

When zombies invade your community do not go to the church. As stated in the book "The Zombie Survival Guide" by Max Brooks any house of worship instantly becomes an undead buffet. During any disaster, from earthquake to plauge, people, despite their religion, always go to the church, praying loudly for their souls, all cramped up in one area you might as well turn on all the lights at night, and blast the music. Because these places attract zombies like sugar attracts a fly.

Also (and if you don't have the common sense to not do this anyway you will never survive) going to a hospital will be a very bad idea. Sure they may be easy to fortify and full of supplies but hello where do you think these dead bodies are going to be dragged, only to reanimate. And even if you have a loved one checked into a hospital it is more than likely that it is to late and they are already bitten. Studies show that the undead literaly radiate from hospital, only to go to, (you guessed it) the nearest church.

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