ZOMBIES KILLED MY XBOX360

by D.P.
(OUTWEST)

IN AN EFFORT TO HONE MY ZOMBIE SLAYING SKILLS, I RECENTLY PURCHASED DEAD ISLAND AS A LEGAL ALTERNATIVE TO PUTTING THE CROSSHAIRS ON THE BLANK STARES. NEEDLESS TO SAY AS THE GAME BEGAN TO BOOT UP, MY XBOX BECAME INFECTED WITH THE RED RING OF DEATH !!! MERE COINCIDENCE???? I THINK NOT...MY XBOX HAS BEEN INFECTED WITH THE Z1N1 VIRUS ULTIMATELY RESULTING IN A FULL DECAPITATION BY HURLING IT ABOUT 20 FEET IN THE AIR WITH THE END RESULT BEING A CONCRETE DRIVEWAY.....WTF....